Today was a pretty stressful yet exciting day. I spent about 3 hours today going over the material to pass my URINARY CATHETERIZATION check off. I am now authorized to insert and remove FOLEY CATHETERS my friends. That includes both men and females…oh yea!!! That’s right!!! So if you all have any problems going PEE call me up and I’ll hook you up…For those of you unfamiliar to foley catheters…think of an 18 inch long tube with the width of a regular sized pen being inserted into your “URETHRAL MEATUS”. Hahaha…in other words, your small little hole…hahaha…Honestly, I didn't think that was possible...but you know what IT IS...CRAZY...I hope I have the opportunity to practice this on Friday during my clinical. Seriously, I’m not a freak…I just really get excited performing REAL nursing procedures…
Alright down to serious matters…
If you had a problem going PEE and I was the only one able to insert a FOLEY, would you let me??? Come on…think about this one really hard??? IF I had no choice, I’d let you fools do it to me…hahaha!!!
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i like how you made the word pee in yellow font.
man. that's was really gross, but really funny. congratulations.
um..yeah ..
I had to use a catheter last year when I had my surgery..
HOLY CRAP IT HURT..
Be careful, becuase I almost kicked my nurse in face b/c I wasn't ready for it
haha..congrats Dave..proud of you..
UMMMM...thanks guys...but you all didn't answer my question...Will you let me put one in????hahaha jk...but not really!!!
hmm...interesting...sure, why not. you can put it on me anytime.
i would have to say no.
i would say yes. actually i would love for you to do it to me. haha.
HAHAHA....every time you talked to me about cath's i thought you would say "FOLDING CATHETERS" not "FOLEY"...HAHAHAHHA!!! ok, bye.
GEEPS...3D...i knew you wouldn't let me down!!!! KIRS...fine then, get a UTI!!! Or pee all over yourself...Your LOSS... Dianne...all I have to say is HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA....LOL
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